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ha..hum....I think maybe this lady didn’t want to be a millionaire enough....

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.

Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute: "

Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically , it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise , it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically , it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically , it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.

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"Practically...it tells me that someone has stolen our tent".

Well I see this joke in a different perspective....

An MBA finds all possible answers for a solution...

An engineer finds the best possible answer for a solution....

I am proud to be an engineering student :-)

PS:

See it as a joke....I am not offending any MBA out there....

How to attend Mock java interview?

Java Interview attended by my friend

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... nothing more.

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee.

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres..

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can't communicate.

Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot...

Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.

Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast .

The topic says it all....

I got this as a forward.It had some great pics.Here they are....

They show how innocent the husbands are......

Show me ur Pockets...

I ll not give the money...... She spends all of my salary.....Booohoooo!!!

Thanks Sweetheart...........bye :)