Thursday, December 25, 2008
Here is the method to do that...
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
For the past six months I had been held up with the IBM - TGMC(The great mind challenge) project. It was a combined effort of the zillion trio(Me,Arun and Karthi). Especially from 16th to 20th December it involved continuous work. We hardly ever slept last week. This was one of the main reasons that my blog post frequency had come down. I was in a kind of mental trauma with this project, which didn't turn up as well as I wanted it to be. But now that I had submitted the project, I am back to business(blogging ;-)).
Do continue your support.
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
A new cellphone model has been released by the motorola company. It could be worn in the hand as a digital watch!
Some snap shots of that phone....
A farmer would definitely be happy if he has such a banana plant....
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
We already knew that working for Google had certain advantages, but, believe me, this giant of the search motor takes the welfare of its employees seriously. As shown by this visit to Google's European center in Zurich.
Decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light.
Moving around - A slide allows quick access from different floors. There are also poles available, they are similar to the ones used in fire stations.
Food - Employees can eat all they want from a vast choice of food and drink.
Work Station - Each employee has at least two large screens. There are 4-6 Zooglers per office.
Innovation - Large boards are available just about everywere because "ideas don't always come when seated in the office" says one of Googles managers.
Leisure - Pool tables, video games etc. are available in many areas.
Communication - On each floor, there are private cabin areas where employees can attend to personal affairs.
Technical Support - Problem with your computer ? No problem ... Bring it to this area where drinks are available while it is being fixed ...
Health - Professional masseurs (eusses) available.
Rest - This room provides massage chairs that you control ... while you view relaxing aquariums ... !!!
The Library
I tried an anagram poem for my story mystic murder.
My poem
Brave cow, serene lake.
Over analysed new fancy.
Invite queer,the hassle!
This poem is full of contradictions (could be called as oxymorons too)! There is never a brave cow, it is a calm cow always. The other terms are contradictions too!
This is an anagram of the haiku from the film fight club
Original poem
Worker bees can leave,
Even the drones can fly away,
The queen is their slave.
If you watch the below images from your seat in front of the computer, Mr.Angry is on the left, and Mrs.Calm is on the right. Get up from your seat, and move back 12 feet, and PRESTO!! They switch places!!
