Sunday, November 11, 2007

The bathtub test

The bathtub test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to
time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
Doctor what the criteria was which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Doctor,
"we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a
bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than
the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Doctor,
"A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the