Interesting Facts

The following picture describes how software engineers jump from one job to another.
This is a really cool picture.

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst"

This video was suggested to me by my friend Arun Kumaar.An excellent video of 26 seconds.You will definitely enjoy watching it.

They have found popeye's mum!!!!!

Here she is.....

I find these ads are unteresting....
How about you???

How to make Hot Ice?
The idea sounds crazy??
But it is possible indeed....
The video shows how to do it..
It is a small video so all can check it out and feel the power of science which I felt!!!



Read these FAQ's after seeing the video

Q: can you drink it
A: yes but i strongly recomend you dont! it could even be dangerous
Q: does it explode?
A: no thats just a rumour. its a metal
Q: is it in hand warmers?
A: yes.
Q: is it hot or cold
A: hot, its 50-60 degrees
Q: what if you kept your finger in?
A: the water would freeze and you would have a block of hot ice on your finger.
Q: does your skin burn?
A: you can easyly bath in 50-60 degrees warm water so of course your skin wohnt burn
Q: put it in a drink?
A: it would be a kinda deadly joke. but i dont think its actually possible comparing freeze temperatures the drink would never get cold enough... alcohol is warm and would heat the chemicals at any degrees before its freezing state. its only possible with water i think.
Q: is it a dick?
A: no, its hot ice

Is it possible to bite your nose?
OMG!!!This man proved it!!!

For multiplication of large numbers a method is shown in this video.



Hope you liked the video.

Why girls dont like software guys?

All software guys are not like this though :-)

Now I am going to derive two very important formulae for life...

Formula 1:



we know that,
1.Time is money.=>Time = Money.
2.Knowledge is power.=>Knowledge = Power
3.Power=workdone/time.

=> Knowlege=workdone/Money

Money=Workdone/Knowledge...

Assume Workdone is constant....

=>Money is inversely proportional to Knowledge

So beware....
Dont learn too much....

Formula 2:



We know that girls require time and money: Girls = Time * Money
As we all know, time is money => Time = Money
Therefore: Girls = Time * Money = Money * Money = (Money)2
Obviously, money is the root of all evil: Money = sqrt(Evil)
Thus, we conclude that: Girls = (Money)2 = (sqrt(Evil))2 = Evil

Girls=Evil

Derivation of such formulae is always fun...
This is the formula for success......

I found this post in another site.

Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road …

Do you believe in ghosts??
If so read the post...
If not then you will start believing in ghosts.....after reading the post and seeing the video...

CHECK THIS VIDEO.......BUT BEFORE DOING SO..... PAUSE THE VIDEO AND LET IT LOAD.......IN THE MEANTIME READ THE DESCRIPTION AND THEN SEE THE VIDEO.....

Sardarji is in a QuizContest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore......


The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"


2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University
students


3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the
October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its
name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT

Sardar gives up.


If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Sardar's replies,

Then please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453


2) The Panama hat is made in Equador


3) The October revolution is celebrated in November


4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.


5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA
which means islands of the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again....

The bathtub test



It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to
time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
Doctor what the criteria was which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Doctor,
"we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a
bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than
the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Doctor,
"A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the
window?


DID YOU PASS?

See How Tsunami started.......

This is how it all started!!!

I got this pic while searching "funny pics" in google.



A Kid would definitely be scared to death if he was to play on this.
I don't think it'll the kids hurt really......
Might just be for fun.......